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maccalla
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January tearoha and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I helped wtfmalfoy see the light (8 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thelasteddis (-5000 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6026 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Maccalla

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Yeah, by the way, we should really start thinking hard about where in heck we buried that bank loot...

Desperately needing that right now.

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